I’m sorry. I know some of you who read this blog were offended by the title. I just had to do it, though, since that is what this blog is all about – Hooters Restaurant. Others of you who never ever read my blog are reading for the first time thinking, “Finally! A subject I care about!” You know who you are.
I don’t get it. What is the obsession with this restaurant? Now, don’t give me the standard, “They have GREAT chicken wings!” because I’ve heard that argument. No chicken wing can be that good. And don’t feed me line about “You’re a girl, you wouldn’t understand.” Even if you are a male, I’m still confused! Here is the primary reason that I’m confused:
Has anyone else ever noticed that the Hooters girls dress like Richard Simmons? Seriously.
Am I the only one who’s ever noticed this?? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills… Let’s do a critical analysis:
A. Tank Top – check
B. Short, Tight Shorts – check
C. Shiny Legs due to Wearing of Pantyhose – check (pantyhose, people…PANTYHOSE!!)
D. Tall, White Socks – check
E. Glaringly White Tennis Shoes – check
I suppose Richard is missing a apron-thingy to hold all those chicken-wing tabs. Golly-gee, they are totally different after all…